...that I could turn into the meanest woman in the universe, at any given moment, without any warning. ...my sense of smell would be so heightened, that I could be mistaken for a dog. ...maternity clothes were the most hideous things ever made and they want you to pay a fortune for them. Get serious! ...that I thought I new what "sleepy" was until I got pregnant. ...that "stupid" takes on new meaning. You forget everything and feel like the dumbest person on the planet. ...laziness takes over your world. Put on make-up...do I have too?, dry my hair...yeah, not today., pick out a cute outfit...what's comfy that I can wear?. ...that heartburn would be so bad that I could swear my esaphagus was going to turn into ashes. ...that people honestly think they are being nice when they say "their is NO way your making it to your due date." Am I really that freaking HUGE?